- All teenagers lie.
- The change of life for a man is called, Manopause.
- The most famous place a mother loves to take her daughter is on a guilt trip.
- You can’t control what other people do, especially your kids.
- Marriage and motherhood isn’t something I’d recommend anyone to rush into.
- A good sense of humor will get you through every situation that life has to offer.
- Doing a job that you love has the greatest impact on your life and the people around you.
- Surrounding yourself with people that bring true meaning to your life is all that really matters.
- Nothing brings me more joy at this stage of my life, than when people talk behind my back.
- Never say never, because it always comes back to bite you in the ass.
- Vodka and wine will always there in good times and in bad.
- Swearing releases stress and adds years to your life and others around you as well.
- All families are dysfunctional.
- Everyone needs a good bitch slap every once and awhile.
- Girlfriend vacations bring out the lost teenager in you.
- After being married for almost 25 years, I want my own room back.
- Being a thoughtless bitch is the way I roll now because the more I care, the less everyone else does.
- A holiday spent with family is best described as “fake and bake.”
- Never trust anyone who doesn’t have any “been there done that” experience.
- And lastly, know for sure that none of us can get away with anything in life because the “J-cam” (Jesus camera) is always on.