- My God we’re gonna be here all friggin night, look at the damn line.
- The poor guy, how he suffered.
- He was a nice guy.
- He just retired and now he’s dead.
- Jesus Christ, I just had coffee with the guy last week. What a shame.
- Life’s too short we gotta live life to the fullest because we’re all gonna die.
- Wow, he looks good.
- I gotta get the hell out of here quick before these flowers make me have a sneezing fit.
- Oh my God I can’t believe they showed up.
- Look at the wife, she isn’t even crying.
- My God, the only time I see you is when someone dies.
- Yeah I’ll call ya, we’ll get together when things calm down.
- Oh for Christ sake, these people are so dramatic.
- I hate these family members.
- Where the hell are we eating after this because I’m starving to death.
- Who the hell is that guy over there? Do we even know him?
- Wow, I betcha that casket cost about five grand.
- That was a beautiful ceremony.
- Let’s get the hell outta here, I need a drink.
- Thank God it’s over.
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