- Looking at your husband’s man boobs and thinking, “His tits are bigger than mine.”
- When your girlfriend doesn’t tell you that you have food stuck in your teeth.
- Your son having a conversation with you while he is in his underwear.
- Walking around with two pairs of reading glasses on in the grocery store and then wondering why everyone is staring at you.
- Wearing a shirt to work with the price tag still on it.
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