1. Getting a call from your kids at one o’clock in the morning from the police station.
2. Sitting on your toilet seat when it’s been sprayed with urine.
3. Being frightfully awakened by your husband farting the 21 gun salute.
4. Sleeping with earplugs because it’s the only way to get a good night sleep.
5. Having a conversation with Jesus at three o’clock in the morning and he doesn’t answer.