FM Moments!

  • Your dog sitting in the mud after you just gave her a bath.
  • Finding your husband sleeping in his work clothes on the new comforter set you just put on the bed.
  • Getting your period in the middle of the night and discovering that you have no pads.
  • Having lunch at an outside café and a bird steals a piece of bread from your hand.
  • Waiting at the bar for your girlfriend and an eighty year old man sends you a drink.

FM Moments!

  • Talking to someone that has bad breath.
  • Bathing suit shopping.
  • Stepping on the scale at your Weight Watchers meeting after vacation.
  • Peeing your pants in Zumba class.
  • Your back going out in yoga class.
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FM!

  • Your son telling you that his car shit the bed.
  • Your hairdresser putting the wrong color in your hair.
  • Getting a mammogram.
  • Getting a vaginal ultrasound.
  • Getting your eyes dilated.

FM Moments

  • Someone asking you to be in their wedding and you’re pushing 50.
  • Watching your wedding video.
  • Your husband falling asleep in church.
  • Cooking dinner and no one shows up.
  • Looking through your high school yearbook.

FM Moments

  • Dealing with the tax changes from the fiscal cliff.
  • Trying to get into a “normal” routine after the holidays but you can’t because your kids are still home from college.
  • Still feeling bloated from the holidays and we are 18 days into the New Year.
  • Seeing Easter decorations in the store.
  • Finding a wrapped Christmas gift under your bed that you forgot to give to someone.