If your lips and teeth are tinted purple the morning after a night out with the girls, you know damn well it was a good night.

A mother holding a wooden spoon or a mother holding a martini?

When a woman wants to get things done, the best place to leave a man is in his own world.

That’s all I need to get by when that time of the month hits and I’m in bitch mode.

These are the guilt trip words your girlfriend says to you when you tell her you’re only having one cocktail for happy hour.